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Implied Skeletons Under the Table

from Fulgura Frango by Randan Discotheque

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    A hand-lathe-cut 12" 180g version of the album, limited to just 15 copies. Each copy comes in a signed, handmade, 6 colour screenprinted cover on 300gsm paper, with a 3 colour screenprinted lyric poster inside. Every copy comes with a hand-etched centre, which can be personalised for each customer. Pressed by the now defunct Birdshit Records in Manchester, these have been designed, printed and packaged with love and care by my hands.

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These lyrics were created by an online lyric generator - but I am claiming credit for them.

lyrics

I met her on probation with joggers
I can still recall the stolen goods she wore
She was crawling through the prairie near Poughkeepsie
And I knew they'd hate her guts in Baltimore
My hamster thought I'd changed my sex for ever
She said to me her Bassett hound was shy
But who'd have thought she'd bobsled on the Gong Show?
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye

I met her at a truckstop riding shotgun
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore
She was slurping up linguini with Led Zeppelin
And I knew I'd never rate her more than 4
The blood test showed I'd live off her forever
She said to me she liked Spy Versus Spy
But who'd have thought she'd run off with her workmate?
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye

I met her on probation riding shotgun
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was talking in Swahili in the moonlight
And I knew we'd really lost the last World War

credits

from Fulgura Frango, released October 28, 2022
Written, performed and produced by Craig Coulthard 2022

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Randan Discotheque is the muscial arm of the Scottish artist Craig Coulthard. Sometimes a band, currently solo.

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